day 5: mermaid
jake is the unhappiest merman of the sea. one night, after getting totally pissed drunk, he stumbled his way to beach to do some skinny dipping because his friends like coercing him to do things he would already do without the influence of alcohol lol srsly. anyway, it was there when he was waist-high in the water that some VAMPIRE LOOKING MERMAID DRAGGED HIS ASS UNDERWATER and full on kissed him.
he turned into a merman or some shit idk.
he’s mad because he cant have sex.
i’m a genius story teller.
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- usagiiya said: OMFG THATS BEAUTIFUL HAHA *wipes tears* most touching tale of a merman…… dsjfndfj omg I love him he’s so cute…. 8))))))) and omg I love his belt hahah <3
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